I’m on OkCupid

Posted: August 29, 2017 in Miscellaneous

Ladies and Gentlemen, the first two paragraphs of my OkCupid self-summary:

I’m an enormous obese man who dresses up as an evil clown for children’s birthday parties.

Lol hey, I’m kidding. I’m not obese, and hopefully I’m not a clown either. But I might be. We’ll see. If I do turn out to be one, and you’re also very lucky, I may let you hand-feed me marshmallows while honking my nose. It’ll be breathtakingly romantic.

Oh, yeah. This’ll win the girls.


  1. Melanie says:

    Marshmallows, nose-honking, children’s birthdays… Sounds good! (not the “evil” part!)


  2. Marilee Weeks says:

    Good grief, I suggest you let one of us from your cheering section write your bio! No clowns….none!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Marilee Weeks says:

    Ok, I am busted! Very impressed!

    Liked by 1 person

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