Ladies and Gentlemen, the first two paragraphs of my OkCupid self-summary:
I’m an enormous obese man who dresses up as an evil clown for children’s birthday parties.
Lol hey, I’m kidding. I’m not obese, and hopefully I’m not a clown either. But I might be. We’ll see. If I do turn out to be one, and you’re also very lucky, I may let you hand-feed me marshmallows while honking my nose. It’ll be breathtakingly romantic.
Oh, yeah. This’ll win the girls.
The Intricacies and Musings of a Madman 
Marshmallows, nose-honking, children’s birthdays… Sounds good! (not the “evil” part!)
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Good grief, I suggest you let one of us from your cheering section write your bio! No clowns….none!
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Haha! Don’t pretend you’re not impressed.
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Ok, I am busted! Very impressed!
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Amy and Callie both were enablers when it came to how I wrote my OkCupid profile 😂
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Those priceless young ladies. If it’s working for you, then fine! I love the term ‘beautifully wrecked’ that I saw in one of your posts! I can’t get it out of my mind. I want that one on a t-shirt or something.
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When God puts someone in my life, I’ll have a shirt made. I’ll embarrass the daylights out of her with it.
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